Think about that next time you lick someone!! So gross!

[ The fact that this whole exchange - despite the licking - has felt extra nice because of moonlacing is something he’s not going to think about, thank you very much. ]

I can just —

[ He flushed darker. ]

What do you even know!! I even got asked on a date while you were on your way here! I’m plenty impressive without even trying!!

[ please don’t ask him what a date is he’s still trying to figure that out ]