It's not in a ditch - you fly around on brooms and chase after a gold ball, apparently. I don't know how it works, he just asked me if I wanted to play a sport, and I said yes, and then he said "well then that could count as a date, right" and I said "I guess so??"

But I'm going to fly on my sword, not on a broom. I'm not a peasant.

[ He reaches for another dumpling and shoves it into his mouth, before he starts to go red at the suggestion. ]

I--! Who said anything about partner!! I don't - I don't know what he likes?? [ .... other than kisses. Fuck. Did that count?? ]

We only met the one time and he was half fish so--