[why are they even discussing this, it's time for some B o U n d A r I E s]
here's a list of things i need you to pay attention to: - bedroom is a perfectly fine word, lan zhan is not a grandmother, he doesn't have a bed chamber - lan zhan and i touch skin just fine and zewu-jun hasn't tried to kill me for it yet - i've done all three: invented a new talisman, saved a beautiful girl from harm, put to rest an ancient spirit - if that bar goes any higher i'll have to invent a completely new form of cultivation
...which isn't actually a bad idea, honestly, but that's not the point!
this is the worst thing wei wuxian has ever laid his eyes upon
you're giving me a headache
[why are they even discussing this, it's time for some B o U n d A r I E s]
here's a list of things i need you to pay attention to:
- bedroom is a perfectly fine word, lan zhan is not a grandmother, he doesn't have a bed chamber
- lan zhan and i touch skin just fine and zewu-jun hasn't tried to kill me for it yet
- i've done all three: invented a new talisman, saved a beautiful girl from harm, put to rest an ancient spirit
- if that bar goes any higher i'll have to invent a completely new form of cultivation
...which isn't actually a bad idea, honestly, but that's not the point!
- the lans have a living room