i'm crying wwx is crying WE'RE ALL CRYING

I DIDN'T SAY I DIDN'T WANT YOUR HELP
JUST MAYBE MAKE IT LESS???
WHY IS EVERYONE GOING FOR THE BIGGEST COURSE OF ACTION, WHAT HAPPENED TO JUST SNEAKING AROUND AND
AND
BEING SNEAKY

and i'm not bragging, that's just how things happened
lan zhan and i had an adventure
we slayed a monster together
i saved him and a very beautiful girl
and i made that talisman he's so annoyed by

and why not
what's wrong with exploring new forms of cultivation???
there's so much that we haven't done yet!

and jin ling, how can i be sad? i have you and jiang cheng. all that's missing is shijie and i'd be the happiest person in the world.